Does size matter? Is bigger better? That's no small question to Tom Little-the circus midget with giant dreams. Tom may be king of the midgets, but he's got far grander ambitions-to become the muscleman at the top, the ringmaster. Now, drawing on some dark ancient secrets and mystic texts, he's about to get his wish... Assuming another man's identity, Tom discovers he must also take on his sins, debts, and enemies. He may be living large-but now there are those who want to make him pay for the big man's sins. Also includes "The Last Drop", an astounding tale of a New York bartender who mixes some very magical drinks-to amazing effect. The circus is coming to town, as the audio version of If I Were You puts you in the centre ring of the magic, mystery, and madness.