K-von is the most famous half-Persian comedian in the world. Born and raised in America, he invites readers along on a hilarious journey as he investigates the mysteries of his Middle Eastern roots-making fun of himself along the way. Prepare to be charmed by his recollection of immigrant-family memories, 'horror stories' from the road, valuable cultural tips, plus three delicious recipes! Included in the book are chapters dedicated to attending Persian parties, dating Middle Eastern girls, and even one that deals with laser hair removal (and the problems that come along with it). Through relatable stories, K-von's debut book brings big laughs and touching moments to any reader-regardless of their own ethnic makeup.